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 Windows 2000: Tennessee Edition. TetraMaster 12-30-2003 19:45
 RE: Windows 2000: Tennessee Edition. bloodthirsty 12-31-2003 02:27
 RE: Windows 2000: Tennessee Edition. The Jackel 12-31-2003 06:30
 RE: Windows 2000: Tennessee Edition. TetraMaster 12-31-2003 19:46
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Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the
WINDOWS 2000 TENNESSEE EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TENNESSEE.


If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The TENNESSEE EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads:
WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up


CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TENNESSEE EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset.............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find..............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back..............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA! or Hold on a Minute)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did

Also note that the TENNESSEE EDITION does not use
punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to
WINDERS 2000:

Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers......................a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you
received a copy of the TENNESSEE EDITION, you may
return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates


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Huh I dont get it really, I live in AusSmile
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It is basiclly making fun of the way some people talk, in a kind of "hick," way.
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That thing inspired me, in a ...errr.... odd sort of way. O_o I plan to make the British version! Windows 2000: Jolly Good(TM) Edition. Big Grin

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That thing inspired me, in a ...errr.... odd sort of way. O_o I plan to make the British version! Windows 2000: Jolly Good(TM) Edition. Big Grin

Those crazy Brits, thinking they know there own language Tongue

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Yes, those crazy bastards. >.>
o.o If some of the people I talk to saw this post they'd probably hunt me down and offer my head to Tony Blair on a silver platter. >.<

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Yes, those crazy bastards. >.>
o.o If some of the people I talk to saw this post they'd probably hunt me down and offer my head to Tony Blair on a silver platter. >.<


Ummm....
I was joking, you do realize that we are the ones who speak funny. Even though we out number them by like *put number here* to 1. Still it's there language.
Or is it? English is really just a merger of french and German. and french is just a freak mutation of Latin. and German is.... Heck, I don't know. But anyway the moral of the story is that we are all stealing from the Romans and Greeks.

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Yes, I know you were joking(and so was I for the most part). And yes, I am well aware of the English language being a merger of French and German, and stealing from the Romans and Greeks. >.>

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