Amazing_Tater
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Oh, I see. Nothing but image responses. There's nothing better than when some cretin wanders into the flaming board but is too fucking dull to actually flame. I like this approach better than the "High Ground" stance favored by cunt crust like Logan, but you still disgust me. If you're too boring to come up with a text response, then go kill yourself. You are officially the most pathetic waste of greasy retard meat on this forum, and that's saying a lot. Report at once to your local slaughterhouse so that you can be ground up and fed to the slightly less assholish creatures in your hideous inbred warren.
And hi, Kameo. What's shaking? Done any jail time lately, you filthy female impersonator? 
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Flaming? You call that flaming? You couldn't flame out of your rectum if you passed gas and stuck your ass near a flame, though you certainly do try. 
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05-11-2007 08:33 |
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No, I haven't been to jail since last October, which I had to go to because I hadn't paid some traffic tickets. But fuck it, who gives money to the cops anyway?
I'll refuse to give the justice department any money for as long as I live. They clearly understood that message so they invited me for a midweek in one of their vacation centers. Loved the food, the atmosphere, the showers.
And hey, I look pretty convincing wearing a dress, high heels and make-up.
Wanna date??
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05-11-2007 12:51 |
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Amazing_Tater
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Now that Satori has been called out, he proceeds to the inevitable second stage of faggotry: the "lame on purpose" flame. Awkwardly worded and essentially meaningless, he clearly means it to be ironic; it isn't, and he's a failure. Go back to the image replies, you pathetic cyst. At least that way you can be stupid and unfunny without straining your fat pallid limbs. Better yet, just give up now and put your greasy, cum-crusted cake rakes to better use stuffing Twinkies into your gap-toothed maw. I heard your breath smells like eight-year old Little Debbie...not the snack cakes, your sister. What's it like, Satori, living in a shack in the Ozarks, hunted by the townfolk for stealing their electricity and, when you run out of Ding-dongs and fatback, their pets? What's it like being covered in weeping lesions and clumps of filth? I'd ask what it's like to fuck your mom, but I could ask anybody here about that (although you probably have the most experience with it). Why don't you go download some more FUNNY pictures, and come back here when you have the right number of chromosomes?
Kameo: Good lord! Post pics of yourself in a dress do it do it DO IT FAGGOT!! I'll bet you loved the showers most of all.
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05-15-2007 03:55 |
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Satori
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Called out? Haha. The only person that should be getting called out around here is the quack doctor responsible for your botched trans-gender therapy so he can give you an emergency estrogen enema, ya rambling, 'roid raging he-she.
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05-15-2007 05:36 |
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Amazing_Tater
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::tongue tongue:: Looky, I'm just kidding! Haha, everything's so funny! Stage three is the dodge: "Look, the other poster is all angry, while I'm amused! See, I'm winning!" Satori, if you're going to suck (and you are), at least stop doing it in such a textbook fashion. I don't want to see your faggot emoticons. Hey fucker, I noticed you posted on the IQ test thread without actually putting up the results of your test. I wonder why? Is it because you did worse than Logan? "i got a 83 when i wasn't even trying lol". He's a lying moron, and you're a hypocritical moron. Oh, and who "calls out" a doctor? I can "call" a doctor; maybe in the Appalachians, you "call out" a doctor to come to your farm and help your mom with her latest litter. "Satori, call out a doctor! Little Debbie's busted her baby slot again!" Anyway, newb, if you think you're the first confused, pants-pissing imbecile to wander into Flaming and say that I'm a transsexual, you're wrong. If I did have a dick, you can bet that I'd get on the first covered wagon and come right out to Shitholia, Mississippi, or wherever your stinking carcass is taking up space at, and cum in your mother's face while she slept. ...On second thought, forget it. That wouldn't be worth standing in line for.
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05-15-2007 06:51 |
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Satori
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Oh I bet I'm not the first to notice your adam's apple, Tomantha. If you did have a dick? Don't try taking it out on the rest of us because they cut it off and you changed your mind. And what do I care about Slowgan? Keep me out of your Crying Games with you and the rest of your Ex-men, Pat. No one here is interested in your mutant power to bend your gender.
And I'm not "kidding". I'm as serious as the trauma you obviously suffered from your father and uncle being the same carny.
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05-15-2007 15:24 |
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Don't take it out on ROMnation because your dog bit off your dick in the throes of passion. Don't start retarded new threads just because you'll never hold a man, woman or child who is unrelated to you in your horrible, deformed lobster-boy claws. Don't take it out on the rest of us because you're a sub-human whose mother tried to strangle him with his own umbilical cord. Don't take it out on the rest of us because your image macros aren't funny. Don't try to take it out on the rest of us because your soft spot never closed up. Do put your head in a bucket of water and inhale deeply. It will make you feel a lot better, I promise. And would you care to explain that "Tomantha" thing? I guess it's possible that I would be affected by your post if I knew what the fuck you were talking about. And if I had the mutant power to "bend my gender", why would I have had my penis removed in the first place? And would the "Ex-Men" thing be funny if I had a name or avatar that was X-Men related? Hmmm.
I know now that you aren't kidding. I'd say you're projecting, but I know that no one in your family had the intelligence required to operate carnival rides; nor would they be allowed around little children anyway.
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05-16-2007 09:01 |
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Satori
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My that's a lot of don'ts, isn't it? I think everyone here is on the edge of their seat waiting to see how far you can go with material lifted from old insult generators and your family history. That well is running pretty dry, ya novelty wind up parrot with Tourette's syndrome and a lisp.
And if someone needs to explain the hard parts to you, don't worry about it, it's not important, corky, I'll explain it to you all later with puppets. Meantime keep yourself busy with all those colorful stories about incest you obsess over so much, oddball.
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05-17-2007 01:06 |
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"Old insult generators"? Oh please, point me towards one of those. I've been wondering how your mind works. And can you give me the URL of the joke website you've been getting all those HILARIOUS images from? And how about the book of vaudevillian routines or whatever it is you've been culling those bizarre epithets from? "Corky"? "Oddball"? What the fuck, Grampa? I guess I was wrong about your origins; you're actually a guy from the thirties who was frozen in some bootlegging accident and just now thawed out. Your brain is damaged from bathtub gin, not inbreeding. My mistake. Why don't you take your puppet show back to the park now, so you can be with other people who have the brains of eight year olds. Oh, but before you go, maybe you can explain the concept of a "novelty wind-up parrot", and how it could have a lisp? Were mechanical devices such as this popular in your time, or do you just not make any fucking sense? Take your time, Bunky.
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05-24-2007 23:32 |
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Satori
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05-25-2007 05:44 |
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Incoherency, thy name is Satori. This is YOUR thread that YOU started. I'm assuming that's not a picture of you (although that might not be a safe assumption to make), and that you are referring to me as the "protagonist"; just because I'm owning your desperate, leprous ass doesn't mean I own your shitty thread. I attacked you; I am the antagonist. You're a pathetic, confused, unoriginal, inoffensive, clueless, sticky-lipped cum-canister. Unlike you, I don't find typing to be a huge effort; of course, I don't suffer a myriad of congenital defects like you do. And keep your porn folder out of here, thank you very much. I've seen your mom already, and I'm not impressed.
Oh...wait a minute..."beloved"? Awwww, come on, you softy. Is that why you were throwing in all those cute nicknames, and adorable smilies, and shy curiosity regarding my rosy mangina? You old-fashioned romantic, you. If I ever want to be impregnated with clumsy, two-headed sperm, I'll come to you first. <3 <3 <3 (^.^)
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I'm sorry, Fatori (lol!!), you can't switch places with me in the middle of a flame war. Again, you're the one who has been attempting to be witty through the use of tired image macros; were you just waiting for me to put up a picture so you could use that? Oh. I can see it now: Cuntori hunched over his drool-flooded keyboard, a folder of HILARIOUS pictures on his screen, meticulously planning his moves; he'll just wait for his opponent to put up a picture, and then...the WITTY FORUM IMAGES PICTURE!!! Irony be damned, this'll be great!!
Seriously, though, "flightless plus-sized harpy" really does sound like a random word generator came up with it. I think I've figured it out: you're the ultimate form of Furby. They learn to talk, sure, but what happens if you teach them to use a computer? They start pointless threads with unfunny pictures, have no sense of objective reality (or any kind of reality), don't understand irony or patterns, and come up with insults like the above. Deeply horrifying.
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05-27-2007 07:42 |
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I thought of you and closed my eyes
And prayed to God today
I asked "What makes a Mother?"
And I know I heard Him say.
"A Mother has a baby"
This we know is true
"But God can you be a Mother,
When your baby's not with you?"
"Yes, you can," He replied
With confidence in His voice
"I give many women babies,
When they leave is not their choice.
Some I send for a lifetime,
And others for the day.
And some I send to feel your womb,
But there's no need to stay."
"I just don't understand this God
I want my baby here."
He took a deep breath and cleared His throat,
And then I saw the tear.
"I wish that I could show you,
What your child is doing today.
If you could see your child smile,
With all the other children and say...
'We go to Earth to learn our lessons,
Of love and life and fear.
My Mommy loved me oh so much,
I got to come straight here.
I feel so lucky to have a Mom,
Who had so much love for me.
I learned my lessons very quick,
My Mommy set me free.
I miss my Mommy oh so much,
But I visit her every day.
When she goes to sleep,
On her pillow's where I lay
I stroke her hair and kiss her cheek,
And whisper in her ear.
Mommy don't be sad today,
I'm your baby and I'm here.'
"So you see my dear sweet ones,
Your children are okay.
Your babies are born here in My home,
And this is where they'll stay.
They'll wait for you with Me,
Until your lesson's through.
And on the day that you come home
They'll be at the gates for you.
So now you see what makes a Mother,
It's the feeling in your heart
It's the love you had so much of
Right from the very start.
Though some on earth may not realize,
Until their time is done.
They'll be up here with Me one day
And know that you're the best mom!"
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Dumb people
