ROMNation Community Forums » ROMNation.NET » Flaming » women » Hello Guest [Login|Register] Last Post | First Unread Post Print Page | Recommend to a Friend | Add Thread to Favorites Pages (3): [1] 2 3 next » women   Author Post « Previous Thread | Next Thread » Wulfston a) Registration Date: 01-09-2007 Posts: 53 Location: muncie IN women        Girls -- Have a sense of humour! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that? "So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. "She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier. "I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it. "Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. "And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? "Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch knows when to fuck and when NOT to. __________________ It's always better to tell a bad truth then a good lie. 01-18-2007 07:02 retinasoup b) Registration Date: 06-21-2006 Posts: 463 Location: Australia Man, that was so fucking funny! You dealt with that situation like a true pro. I'm going to have to remember that tactic myself. Sure... you wont get laid, but in a way, this is more satisfying. Uh... hang on.... this is the flaming board isn't it?! Yeah, fuck you man! __________________ it's been a blast here on romnation http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3562/gameshorrorhitleraz1.gif 01-18-2007 08:42 ToxiMoron d) Registration Date: 06-29-2006 Posts: 1,118 Holy shit, that was cold! BRAVO!!!! Err...and fuck you! You should have posted this in "The General" thread, as I doubt you'll get many members disagreeing with this tactic, well, except maybe the female member(s), and I think there's only one right now... __________________ RomNation is no longer supported by key members due to Administrative issues. Please click the link for a new, improved forum! CLICK ME 01-20-2007 15:48 CHeesE a) Registration Date: 10-05-2006 Posts: 201 Location: carib! RE: women        quote: Originally posted by Wulfston FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed..... good story indeed..... PS: as this is a flame forum..... so FUCK ALL YOU FEMALES whos trying to fuck us up in the first place..... __________________ RETARD! thank you for your kind remark..... 01-20-2007 20:25 arch angel deciple Registration Date: 01-21-2007 Posts: 3 Location: Saskatchthewan,Canad a that is pretty good but theres nothong worng with women you guys just have to know how to please yours girls emotionaly and finalancially i use poetry a couple new ones on every date fuck my gf is happy and rarley asks me to buy her stuff i usually get HER presents that she dosen't even ask for __________________ Follow Christ and you will be given Eternal Glory 01-21-2007 07:38 Wulfston a) Registration Date: 01-09-2007 Posts: 53 Location: muncie IN Thread Starter It's cool man...we are all whipped in one way or another.... __________________ It's always better to tell a bad truth then a good lie. 01-21-2007 07:54 Juankaoso Registration Date: 01-24-2007 Posts: 27 Location: Guatemala HAHAHAHAHAHAHA............HAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNY STORY, YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO TRY THIS ONE UP WHIT MI gf JUST TO HAVE SOME FUN. AND JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE FLAMING BOARD. MMMM......JUST LIKE CHEESE SAY, FUCK ALL YOU FEMALES BUT IT WILL BE GREAT IF ALL YOU FEMALES GET FUCK BY MY.......HAHAHAHAHAHA 02-01-2007 02:52 Satori b) Registration Date: 02-19-2007 Posts: 294 Location: You know where, doofus. RE: women        quote: Originally posted by Wulfston Girls -- Have a sense of humour! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. It's biological, what else. I don't like anyone telling me what to do either way. Chicks who want to be pampered and vent on a guy can go to hell. And guys who go around raving about some retarded version of chivalry, same. But it's pointless to flame females here, I doubt there are any who visit this forum. __________________ Bleep the bleeping bleepers! 02-19-2007 10:03 Juankaoso Registration Date: 01-24-2007 Posts: 27 Location: Guatemala I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WHIT THIS DUDE. 02-21-2007 04:00 Satori b) Registration Date: 02-19-2007 Posts: 294 Location: You know where, doofus. Not much going on here is there... __________________ Bleep the bleeping bleepers! 02-21-2007 08:19 darkslide1.0 a) Registration Date: 03-13-2006 Posts: 164 Location: The End Of Time hehe.....NICE!!! __________________ “In our world, Every storm has an end. Every night brings a new morning. What’s important is to trust those you love, and never give up...We must Keep all hope alive...” 02-21-2007 14:31 ToxiMoron d) Registration Date: 06-29-2006 Posts: 1,118 quote: Originally posted by arch angel deciple that is pretty good but theres nothong worng with women you guys just have to know how to please yours girls emotionaly and finalancially i use poetry a couple new ones on every date fuck my gf is happy and rarley asks me to buy her stuff i usually get HER presents that she dosen't even ask for What the fuck are you? Some rich fuck? financially? then, go out and buy your own arcade games, and get the flying fuck out of the RomNation forums, you Fliet Mignon-eating rich fuck! BTW, if you do have a lot of money, you might want to invest in some mother-fucking spelling lessons. __________________ RomNation is no longer supported by key members due to Administrative issues. Please click the link for a new, improved forum! CLICK ME 02-24-2007 21:52 stategysmategy b) Registration Date: 11-27-2004 Posts: 435 Location: CANADA RE: women        quote: Originally posted by Wulfston Girls -- Have a sense of humour! I never quite figured out why they laughed at my penis . i have sexual urges of men. And I never have . I have never figured out why mens dicks felt so good in my mouth their head and semen in the back by my tonsils. wamk wank wank wank.... yer a douche. and your pathetic attempt to portray ACTUAL sexual activity with someone other than your mother angers me... your post was FLAMING alright. Flaming BLATENT HOMOSEXUALITY. __________________ got pirate? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d0/DutchmansGhostShip.JPG/150px-DutchmansGhostShip.JPG 03-06-2007 20:48 Amazing_Tater c) Registration Date: 03-15-2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bumfuck, OR RE: women        Asking for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't play tennis!? That's a lot like you asking a woman for sex when you only like to put your dick in little boys. I am a female, but I couldn't give a shit about you, your spoiled cunt wife, or your pestilent cock. She probably didn't want to fuck you because there's just something about a penis with cat shit on it that's a turn-off. Making up fake marital woes to post on a board that has one female member who appears only rarely is absolutely the lamest goddamn thing I've ever seen. Like someone who's married would even come here? Flaming women only exposes you for the virgins/latent homosexuals you are. You're the stupidest collection of dickless mongoloids in the world. Go to the zoo and fuck an AIDS-infected chimp. Then go to Wulfston's house and rape his wife. She'll put out if she knows it'll kill the fucker. __________________ quote: Originally posted by Star Shadow Mark my words, you a loser with no outside life, and you will live that way as long as you live. 03-10-2007 01:07 KurtG85 Registration Date: 03-29-2007 Posts: 12 Directed to Tater- First off, this "flaming" board is hilarious and an excellent tounge in cheek parody of many of the puberty stricken youngins who frequent it. I just had to register to reply to this darkly hilarious thread. Im not joking around with flaming right now (in this post at least) so you all know. Maybe you were simply joking with how much hate you were spewing because this is the "flame" board in your post above Tater, but if you weren't then you might really need to see a doctor about those rampant PMS symptoms. Or maybe your just one of the puberty stricken youngins I was mentioning in which case I cant hold anything against your lack of insight into this post and your immediate descent into hate spewing babble. So you know, I only assume that your NOT a complete idiot and you MIGHT offer some worthy insights in the first place because you are a WOMAN and therefore I have more respect for YOUR insights. Ive found generally women are more insightful about things like the social interaction taking place in the first post/joke and I was shocked by the lack of any such insight (other than the hate derived kind) in your above post. Maybe the reason you are in fact the only female in these forums, like you said, is because you tend to feel more comfortable resorting to the traditionally adolescent male response of spewing anger and hatred to anything that doesn't satisfy your ego instead of rationalizing like a respectable person. Or again, maybe you were just joking too, in which case don't take any of this personally. Otherwise DO, however, because its for your own good as a mature individual. The original post's ending was crude and rude, yes, (and the whole thing was likely a fake joke he found posted somewhere like you said) but the general message of 'what goes around comes around' irony shown in this joke is totally true. It is 'EMOTIONALLY HURTFUL' to tease a man with sex, suddenly say "no, nevermind, im not in the mood" and then to PUT HIM DOWN EMOTIONALLY AND TRY AND SHAME HIM FOR BEING CONFUSED AS TO WHY YOU ARE PUSHING HIM AWAY SUDDENLY. Thats just fucking cruel and low. The dude in the joke did the exact same thing she did to him the previous night to her the next day: he was acting like he was being very affectionate and pleasing to HER desires and then suddenly pulled his apparantly obvious intentions away by saying 'oh no, I just wanted you to hold them' and NOT GO 'ALL THE WAY' (by purchasing them at the checkout counter). He then EMOTIONALLY SHAMED HER IN THE EXACT SAME WAY SHE HAD DONE THE NIGHT BEFORE. All of this being of course, RUDE AND HURTFULL. She was a stupid bitch for doing the same thing to him the night before IN THE FIRST PLACE and the stupid bitch got a reality check as to what it feels like to be teased and hurt pointlessly the next day. I genuinely hope your not too stupid to see that. Yes, there are some guys being general dicks with no defense for their actions in their above posts who are deserving of your rant, but not all of them. So if you are labeling ALL of them "dickless mongloids" just because some of them happen to simply agree with the general irony of the first post then you really need to have your name registered on the big list of ignorant bitches who are in need of a courtesy fuck because no guy will love them for long due to their immaturity. And if you do have a man, please send him my condolences. Again, I hope to god you were only joking, but just in case you weren't I had to take the time and effort to hopefully sway you away from the path of being a dumb bitch which your above post showed you might currently be on. Peace. __________________ Power to the peeps who come with their own drum, and dont end up like sheep! - Chuck D 03-29-2007 11:18 Amazing_Tater c) Registration Date: 03-15-2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bumfuck, OR Directed at Kurt- Let me recap your post for everyone: "First off, I'm not an ignorant motherfucker who doesn't understand the point of the flaming board. "In other news, I am an ignorant motherfucker who doesn't understand the point of the flaming board." KURT KEEPS RESPONDING TO MY POSTS; IN OTHER WORDS, HE IS STALKING ME. THAT IS THE SAME AS RAPE, KURT. IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME. CALL YOUR LAWYER, YOU EVIL PSYCHOPATH. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I SEE YOU CASTRATED. P.S. Thanks for the Cliff Notes version of the original post. I had absolutely no idea what the point of that was, although I knew it was AN AFFRONT TO THE SISTERHOOD!! Also, can you please explain the concept of "irony" to me? Obviously I don't know what that is. __________________ quote: Originally posted by Star Shadow Mark my words, you a loser with no outside life, and you will live that way as long as you live. 03-31-2007 00:41 KurtG85 Registration Date: 03-29-2007 Posts: 12 Thanks for the laugh ^^^^ I obviously underestimated your shallowness. Therefore, in keeping with the degenerate style of your response, I just wanted to let you know my responding to two of your posts never had any intention of stalking or rape, just friendliness frankly. However, I'm getting the message loud and clear what kind of 'scenario' your after with me through the wording of your post, and I MIGHT be interested. Depending of course on whether or not you fit the visual stereotype of the one girl who posts on an online videogame forum. I could feel your attraction coming across from the vicious, yet ever so subtly teasing nature of the words in your post. Or maybe the attraction was, or is, subconscious to you? Anyway, its okay if you don't want to admit it on here though. I understand how answering honestly might take away from your crazy-psycho don't mess with me "l44t!1! pro-flamer gurrl" image, (Oh! I forgot to warn you it was coming. There was irony just then, or maybe you're too much the subject to see?) which by the way is just such a sad, sad 'hobby' to see someone actually value. So deny that wetness of yours seeping through with sarcasm, rage, feigned sincerity or whatever other masterful means of mockery you choose to display (hey thats alliteration! theres some good fuck-you flame fuel for you!) for the folks on here, but afterwards get into contact with me as soon as you'd like by some other means; maybe we can get kinky together with this rape fantasy of yours. Trust me, your not the first girl to pick up on my dominant nature through something as seemingly unrevealing as an internet post (not to sound self centered or anything). You should thank that womanly insight of yours I complemented you on. It just persuaded you to (perhaps unknowingly) subtly come on to the guy that it knows can give you the kind of physically overpowering mind fuck your looking for in the bedroom or wherever else you had in mind. Please though, if we do meet up for this rape fantasy of yours, make sure to take a bit of time away from flaming with videogame fan-boys online to wash up a bit? Mmmmwah! Reach me soon sweetheart! :* __________________ Power to the peeps who come with their own drum, and dont end up like sheep! - Chuck D 03-31-2007 12:35 Amazing_Tater c) Registration Date: 03-15-2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bumfuck, OR tl;dr Here's what I managed to pick out from your meandering, wishy-washy attempt at a flame: "Blah, blah, blah, playing the part of self-centered male chauvinist to complement the feminazi charade, blah, blah, blah." First of all, you're an idiot. Your posts all seem to be half irony and half uncomprehending apology. My style is degenerate; yours is long-winded and self-important. If you want to show off how intelligent and civilized you are, learn how to use "your" and "you're" properly. If you want to show off what a good flamer you are, stop explaining yourself before each post. It's extremely condescending, and it just makes you look like more of a douche bag. And if it's so sad to hang out on the flaming board, what are you doing here? Not that I'm not SO GRATEFUL to have met you, divine being, final stage of human evolution, angelic creature, Prometheus bearing the ultimate flame and enough HOT AIR to burn the entire board to a crisp, but surely you have other engagements; tea with the queen, perhaps? I have to hand it to you, though, you picked up on my rape fantasy. Most men aren't that astute. So if you want to get together, PM me and we'll meet in a dark alley near you. Make sure you bring enough lube, though, and if you're got a favorite dildo you want me to use, bring that, too. If you just want me to hold you down and fist-fuck you, I've got my own rubber glove. __________________ quote: Originally posted by Star Shadow Mark my words, you a loser with no outside life, and you will live that way as long as you live. 04-03-2007 01:50 KurtG85 Registration Date: 03-29-2007 Posts: 12 Sounds good. I'll be in touch. __________________ Power to the peeps who come with their own drum, and dont end up like sheep! - Chuck D 04-03-2007 07:35 Amazing_Tater c) Registration Date: 03-15-2005 Posts: 646 Location: Bumfuck, OR Fucking faggot. I figured it out: you're only here to meet men. Fat, tragic bastards who are so desperate that they'll even jam it in your floppy scumhole. I'm not sullying my strap-on for the likes of you. PM Logann64 if you want to take it in the ass, you queer son of a bitch. "Kurt", huh? You're another bloated loser who sits around reading X-Men and fingering his asshole while imagining getting fucked by Nightcrawler. You make me sick. __________________ quote: Originally posted by Star Shadow Mark my words, you a loser with no outside life, and you will live that way as long as you live. 04-03-2007 23:31 Pages (3): [1] 2 3 next » Tree Structure | Board Structure Jump to: Please select: -------------------- ROMNation.NET-- The General-- Console Gaming and Emulation-- Arcade-- PC Gaming-- Handheld-- Anime-- Sprite Ripping-- Support-- Flaming-- Rom Requests-- News TalkbackAll Guitar Tabs-- Noise-- Guitar Talk-- Bass Talk-- Drum Talk-- Vocals-- Other Instruments ROMNation Community Forums » ROMNation.NET » Flaming » women Powered by Burning Board 2.2.2 © 2001-2004 WoltLab GmbH