 Thread: Home-made-HENTAI (Adults only) |
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 07-27-2007 00:36 |
Forum: Anime |
Hmmm..."ethnic" girls, with abnormally long arms...and boy, that pose looks familiar! What are you into, Cocoa Puffs, or Koko's muff?
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| Thread: Windows manga girls |
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| 07-19-2007 03:04 |
Forum: Anime |
Oh, come on, Satori. Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me! Post vivid images of hell; post the twisted murals you have scrawled across the veiny walls of your brainpan! Drive us all back into our corners! POST SONIC GURO!!
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| Thread: Windows manga girls |
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| 07-17-2007 04:33 |
Forum: Anime |
There's not a lot going on here, so we rely heavily on porn and such. Bare butts always liven up a place. If you draw, you should add something! Or Satori should! C'mon, guys.
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| Thread: calling all pussies |
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Hopefully a trip to hell for you, faggot. You should be dipped in boiling pitch while watching your mother be raped by bristly stinking demons. I'd love to see your reddened, blistered skin peeling off in big bloody sheets while you shrieked like your balls were being crushed in a vice. In fact, I'd like to see your balls in a vice, too. LOLZ to you, pissdouche. Please get sold into slavery in some third-world puspot and cease your idiotic posting.
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| Thread: Dumb people |
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You are so right, my friend. Hey, have you noticed how this forum just dies when I leave? What's the matter with you rectum wreckers? You need some broad to light a fire under your fat hairless asses? Shit sucks.
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| Thread: Windows manga girls |
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| 06-25-2007 22:25 |
Forum: Anime |
I've never played any of them; the NES was my first console. The Intellivision would have to have glasses, though, and a remote...wait, did it have a remote? At any rate, PSX/N64 lesbian bloodsports might be in order.
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| Thread: Whats you Fave TV show? |
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Thanks, Hito. I'm mighty fond of guys pashing, myself...Our local rental place finally got some X-Files on DVD (season 6, not great but better than nothing), so I've been watching that again. Used to be my favorite show when I was a kid and the episodes were really scary. I wanted to be a blue beret when I grew up.
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| Thread: Whats you Fave TV show? |
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My favorite show is Oz. It's great because, if there's a character you don't like, just wait long enough and he'll probably get stabbed to death. I wish real life was more like that. Also, there are a lot of penises.
Hey, does anyone here watch the Sopranos? I'm wondering whether or not to rent it, but before I waste three dollars, I want to know if it has male frontal nudity. Thanks in advance!
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| Thread: Very Hot Snacks! |
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My mom always told me that if I ate hot foods, I wouldn't get worms. I dunno, I guess she was right. I mean, I've never gotten worms that I know of, and I have been known to let my dog lick my face. Of course, my mom also thinks that malt liquor cures the common cold and that cancer doesn't really exist, so...uh, results are inconclusive. At any rate, Chee-tohs are delicious.
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| Thread: Video game Cartoon DVD Ripoffs! |
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Oh hey, are you talking about the "Excuuuuuse me, Princess!", Power Hour Legend of Zelda cartoon? I found that on DVD for like three dollars at Rite-Aid, and I just love it! I thought I was alone on that, though; everyone else seems to think it's really annoying. That's my favorite version of Link: the smart-assed sex fiend. Also, the fairy who wants to fuck him is the only fairy I've ever been able to tolerate. I like Zelda as a bitch, too. They kind of remind me of those Rock Hudson-Doris Day movies, only Zelda is Doris and Link is an exceptionally stupid Tony Randall, and there is no Rock Hudson, which is fine with me. Or maybe the fairy is Tony Randall, and Link is Rock Hudson, and Zelda is some totally frigid version of Doris Day who isn't interested in men.
At any rate, isn't Gannon hilarious? He fucking cracks me up. Man, even I don't know what I'm talking about. But I love that goddamn cartoon.
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| Thread: calling all pussies |
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What do you think, assflap? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BECAUSE IT'S THREE MONTHS OLD. God, the idiocy never fails to stun me. What are you, some fucking gook who doesn't know what our numbers mean? Last post was in March. This is June. You are a moron. Does that add up for you? You have nothing to say, and even if you did, no one would give a damn. GTFO, you fool.
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| Thread: Mazin Tater |
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Oh, the usual: retardation, faggotry, and assholishness. I ordered a side of cocksucking, I wonder where it--oh, it just arrived! Hi, Patriot!
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| Thread: Fucking Times in the Internet |
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Wow, 14th Patriot, you're a true necrophiliac. You're only interested in dead chicks and dead threads. What's the matter, fatget, can't keep up with my fucking peoptry so you have to come wipe your smegma all over a thread I said I'd abandoned? You redefine shittiness. Let me guess how you got your handle: your mom used to whore around an army base and it took 14 troops to wear her out? No, that can't be right; your mom could take the whole navy plus a battleship. It must have been the 14th soldier she gave gonorrhea to who decided to shoot her for the good of the nation, true patriot that he was. We're all grateful that after she was through with him she tried to fuck his rifle, and he had the presence of mind to pull the trigger. If only he had killed the tenacious tardspawn that clung to the tatters of her leprous womb.
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| Thread: Dumb people |
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He didn't break rules 1&2, you fucktard. GB2 Gaia. We have enough mouth-breathing, sack-lapping, shit-licking cunt scabs here already.
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| Thread: Windows manga girls |
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| 06-22-2007 07:42 |
Forum: Anime |
Never mind, Logan. I gave you credit for a second there. Your "sentance" is as correct as possible.
Satori, I'm not sure what you're saying. The Atari needed therapy because it couldn't get any gay cheat lovin'? I'd draw you a Jaguar, but I'm not a furfag. Logan might, though.
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| Thread: Windows manga girls |
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| 06-20-2007 23:35 |
Forum: Anime |
No, Logan. Diamonds are the hardest substance known THE man. Don't you get tired from failing so hard day in and day out?
And I know what "she's" been through. Your Nintendo is the only console that's ever needed therapy.
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| Thread: I Win! |
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The problem is what's inside your head, I say to Stat
Life would be easy if doctors would only remove the fat
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be not lame
There must be fifty ways to say "I'm boring".
Although it is my habit to be very rude
I hope my meaning won't be lost or miscontrued
But I'll repeat myself because you're such a boob
There must be fifty ways to say "I'm boring".
Fifty ways to say "I'm boring".
Say "I'm not feeling inspired"
Or "Special Ed left me really tired."
You don't have to be so untoward
Just get the fuck off the board
I think we've all had more than enough
So get back on the short bus
Don't hang around here just to suck
Go get yourself fucked.
Put up an old pic
Suck hard on a man's dick
Hang from an extension cord
Just get the fuck off the board
I've read all your flames before
And I know that your mom is a whore
Leave here now, 'cause you really do suck
Go get yourself fucked.
I say it grieves me to see you here again
I wish that I could hunt you down and give you pain
I know that you'd appreciate it; now I will explain
The fifty ways to say you're boring
I say you put me right to sleep with what you write
Your insults are all rehashed, and if not, they're trite
It's more like kicking puppies than like being in a fight
You must say something once that isn't boring
Everything you say is boring
You give me a headache
Go die for the world's sake
Drink poison or fall on a sword
Just get the fuck off the board
Say something that makes sense
Stop being so damn dense
I know you've got your pants filled
Now go get yourself killed
You're just an empty hull
Embodying all that is dull
Please drown in an icy fjord
Just get the fuck off the board
From the start you had nothing to say
Every post simply screams that you're gay
Your family would be thrilled
If you got yourself killed
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