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I worked like hell to get my set the way it is now. keep savin' up. it's worth the cash n' wait.
That's not a bad set man. that was my second drum set i had. If you expand on a Pearl set, it wont degrade how you play (due to new parts in different spots.) However, Tama feels like a brand new set everytime you add something to it, because it is so big and bulky.
get creative! add a hi-hat to a cymbal stand! sounds like a pretty good idea when you have nothing else to do with them... haha.
Slammer
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| Thread: What is Your Favorite Brand(s) of guitar? |
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sup, BaSsFrEaK?
i tought myself how to play bass. have been playin for three years!
i also play drums, and guitar.
you on here often? nobody ev er comes round...
Slammer
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| Thread: A Good Joke |
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How To Give A Cat A Pill
If you have ever tried to give a cat a pill you know
how difficult it is. The following instructions are fool proof!
1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm
as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either
side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while
holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from under chair. Cradle cat
in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take a new pill from foil wrap. Cradle cat in left arm holding
rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill
to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top
of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between the knees. Holding
front and rear paws, ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse
to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler
into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make a note to buy a new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully
sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set aside for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with it's head
just visible from beneath spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking
straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.
9. Check label to make sure that pill is not harmful to humans. Drink
glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm
and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10.Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in
cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force
mouth open with spoon, flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply
cold compress to cheek and check records for last tetanus shot.
throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call the fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly
to leg of dining room table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from garage.
Force cat's mouth open with small trowel. Push pill into mouth followed}
by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint
of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room. Sit quietly
while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes pill remnants
from right eye. Stop by furniture store on the way home to order
a new table.
15. Arrange for vet to make housecall.
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| Thread: A Good Joke |
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THE HUNT
1:00am
- Alarm clock rings.
2:00am
- Hunting partner arrives, drags you out of bed.
2:30am
- Throw everything except the kitchen sink into pickup.
3:00am
- Leave for the deep woods.
3:15am
- Drive back home and pick up gun.
3:30am
- Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight.
4:00am
- Set up camp - forgot the darn tent.
4:30am
- Head into woods.
6:05am
- See eight deer.
6:06am
- Take aim and squeeze the trigger.
6:07am
- "CLICK"!
6:08am
- Load gun while watching deer go over the hill.
8:00am
- Head back to camp...
9:00am
- Still looking for camp...
10:00am
- Realize that you don't know where camp is...
NOON
- Fire gun for help - eat wild berries.
12:15pm
- Ran out of bullets - eight deer come back.
12:20pm
- Strange feeling in stomach.
12:30pm
- Realize you ate poison berries.
12:45pm
- RESCUED!!
12:55pm
- Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.
3:00pm
- Arrive back at camp.
3:30pm
- Leave camp to kill deer
4:00pm
- Return to camp for bullets.
4:01pm
- Load gun - leave camp again.
5:00pm
- Empty gun on squirrel that's bugging you.
5:01pm
- Watch squirrel run away.
6:00pm
- Arrive back at camp, see deer grazing.
6:01pm
- Load gun.
6:02pm
- Fire gun - hit pickup.
6:05pm
- Hunting partner returns to camp dragging 8 point buck.
6:06pm
- Repress strong urge to shoot hunting partner.
6:07pm
- Fall in fire.
6:10pm
- Change clothes - throw burned ones into fire.
6:15pm
- Take pickup, leave partner and his deer in the woods.
6:25pm
- Pickup boils over - hole shot in block.
6:26pm
- Start walking.
6:30pm
-Stumble and fall, drop gun in the mud.
6:35pm
- Meet deer...
6:36pm
- Take aim...
6:37pm
- Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud.
6:38pm
- Deer runs away laughing.
6:39pm
- Climb tree - bear walks by.
9:00pm
- Bear departs, fall out of tree.
MIDNIGHT
- HOME AT LAST!
Sunday
- Watch football on TV, slowly tearing hunting license into little pieces, place envelope and mail to hunting partner with very precise instructions as to what he can do with it!
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| Thread: A Good Joke |
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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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| Thread: A Good Joke |
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two rednecks are fishing in their boat, when all of a sudden, one of 'em catches (of all things...) a magic lamp! they rub it, and out pops a genie.
He says,"I'm cheap, so I'll grant you one wish."
The one redneck says," I want you to turn this whole lake to beer!!"
The genie does it, and he and the lamp disappear. the first redneck says to his partner,"Now howdya like that!"
His partner looks at him and says,"I think you're a dumbass, because now I gotta piss in my brand new boat!"
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| Thread: New People Forum. |
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remember the ones with the staples through them? those things sucked big portions of ass. I got a set, and they cost me many matches because of the damn staple!
I prefer the brand name POGS. those things were awesome. im just surprised that they faded so fast...
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| Thread: New People Forum. |
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pogs kick ass. its sad that it went out of style so fast. 
Slammer also comes from my psychotic devotion to drums
TAMA RULES! (drum brand)
Slammer
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| Thread: New People Forum. |
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Hi!
name's Jack(slammer105) #newbie#
sorry I just barged in asking for roms(violating the rules thread) i apologize. also, the flaming section was hilarious!
if anyone is into music, talk on allguitartabs (please dont shut it down, Anile8!)
Thanks! Slammer
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| Thread: A Good Joke |
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Oh that's where I got that one from... oops. I'll try again
A little boy gets on a bus and sits in the front seat.
He says, "a mommy elephant and a daddy elephant make a baby elephant! a mommy deer and a daddy deer make a baby deer!(etc.)
After about ten minutes of the constant annoyance, the bus driver swivels around in irritation and says, "what about a gay and a prostitute?!?!?!"
"A Bus Driver!"
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| Thread: A Good Joke |
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A man walks out of a billiard room of a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Man, have I got a bet for you!"
The bartender nods.
"I bet you $300 that I can piss all the way from here into that glass!"
"that glass? (This glass is about 10 feet away) You got yourself a bet!"
The man looks at the glass, whips out his dick, concentrating on the glass. 20 seconds later, he lets it rip! He's pissin all over the floor, all over the stools, the bar...
The bartender laughs as he wipes the piss off of his face, "you owe me $300 asshole!!!"
The guy says, "excuse me for one moment..." He walks back into the billiard room, and comes out with a suitcase. He pays up and says, "Heres your $300!"
"What are you so happy about?!"
"You see those guys back there? I bet them $2,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your stools, your floor, and piss on YOU, and not only would you not be mad about it, YOU'D BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!"
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| Thread: Eternal Life or Death? |
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I would only choose eternal life if the girl I married would be able to get the same. i mean, what would be the purpose if you get it, and it only proves to be a bad thing because it causes more pain than joy?
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| Thread: A Good Joke |
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A man is cooking breakfast one morning, when he hears a loud thumping on the roof. He goes outside, and sees a gorilla on his roof!!!
So, he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there is a number for Gorilla Removal Service! (weird...)
15 minutes after calling the number, the exterminator shows up. He goes to to the back of his van and pulls out a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun (loaded), and a nasty-lookin' pitbull.
The man asks, "Well, what're ya gonna do?"
The exterminator replies, "Well, I'm gonna use this ladder to get up onto the roof. Then I will use the baseball bat to knock the gorilla off of the roof. The pitbull will be waiting there. It is trained to bite it in the balls."
"Then what's the shotgun for?"
"If I fall off of the roof, shoot the dog."
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| Thread: Apology |
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sorry,
i had posted more than one thread about finding games at the same time. one person already told me. and then you read my other post. i apologize.
on another note, im new here, socan someone explain the hp/mp/exp. thing????
Slammer
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| Thread: What is Your Favorite Brand(s) of guitar? |
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my favorite brand of bass would have to be.....................................................................
B.C. Rich.
they have one of the hottest guitars on the market, the Warlock!!!
Fender would be 2nd.
I have a Fender Frontman 4 string w/ a custom body. sry, no pics!
that 5 str. is hot, dude! how long have you been playin?
reply!
Slammer
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| Thread: Drum Set brag thread |
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welcome to the brag thread. feel free to post your top equip.
I also have advice for upgrades, so feel free to brag away!
TAMA SLAMS!!!
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\ \Slammer's trap-----
10 pc tama d-bass
6 cymbals- 18" crash/ride, 22" china, 10" splash, 14" crash, (2) 16" crash
(All Paiste 302)
Snare- Pork Pie 13"
Bass Pedals- two duallists (single-foot hydraulic double pedal)
Toms- 1 roto-tom set(3 toms), 3 mounted toms, 1 floor tom
hi-hats- neil peart (drummer from RUSH) sabian paragon 13"
I think im done! ( typing cramp!)
I look forward to hearing your info!
Slammer
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| Thread: Anyone play? |
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i have been playing for 8 years...(not to brag...)
have a Tama 10 pc. double-bass set. took a shitload of money and work to get
anyone have a snare they wanna sell?
will pay cash and postage cost.
Slammer
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 Thread: some people are idiots |
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i saw where the explanation was. next thing is to find a site w/o broken links that has all of the gb roms i am looking for. anyone know any?
Slammer
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